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Jan 08, 2010 3:38 am |
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re: Happy New Year 2010 - Learning golf at 65 - How perverted is your mind ;-D |
Shivaji Jammalmadugu
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! ===================
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents. ===================
God made a daylight and called Sun, God made a entertainment and called Fun, God made a nightlight and called Moon, God made You and called Cartoon. ===================
Why were males created before females? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy. ===================
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS... ====================
Govt. of India has introduced a new rule: "Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!" You are safe.... Where should i hide????? ====================
If you fall in river there is a boat, If you fall in well there is rope, But if you fall in love there is no hope. ====================
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! ====================
Kid: U know mam, my mother is scared of crossing road! Teacher: How do U know that? Kid: Becoz, she holds my hand while crossing! ====================
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. ====================
PHILOSOPHY:small things hurt a lot Example:u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
Cheers
Shivaji Indian soul in foreign soil.Private Reply to Shivaji Jammalmadugu (new win) |
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