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Jul 29, 2008 12:19 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jokes |
Punitha Thangarajan
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> This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2008! > > Equation 1 > > Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy > Donkey = eat + sleep > > Therefore, > Human = Donkey + work + enjoy > > Therefore, > Human - enjoy = Donkey + work > > In other words, > Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work > > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === > > Equation 2 > > Men = eat + sleep + earn money > Donkeys = eat + sleep > > Therefore, > Men = Donkeys + earn money > > Therefore, > Men - earn money = Donkeys > > In other words, > Men that don't earn money = Donkeys > > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==== > > Equation 3 > > Women = eat + sleep + spend > Donkeys = eat + sleep > > Therefore, > Women = Donkeys + spend > > Therefore, > Women - spend = Donkeys > > In other words, > Women that don't spend = Donkeys > > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= > ===== > > To Conclude: > > From Equation 2 and Equation 3 > Men that don't earn money = Women that don't > spend. > > > So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! > (Postulate 1) > > And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! > (Postulate 2) > > So, we have? > Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend > money > > Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, > Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!Private Reply to Punitha Thangarajan (new win) |
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